Zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children

Meet Norman D. Picklefoot, Attorney at Law

a.k.a. Norman, Normanmans, Doofus, Buttface, Norman Norman Buttbuttbutt, Doofus Galoofus, Doofachoofaloofagoofaboof, and any other ridiculous combination of sounds I can come up with.

Norman is the best cat ever. He's very dumb and very sweet and he knows how to play fetch. (He's not really a lawyer though. He didn't pass the bar and he doesn't even have thumbs.) As you will see he is also extremely photogenic.

An orange and white tabby cat wearing a teal crocheted tie.
As an attorney it's very important to dress appropriately when going to court.
Comfortable?
"Look at me. I'm the baby now."
His favorite spot.
Very sleepy.
Lookit dat face
He always looks annoyed when I take pictures of him.
It's Big Dumb Baby time!
A perfect likeness, don't you think?
A rare and beautiful blep.